CORPORATE BIO - THIS IS RIVETING!
|
What Is This I Don't Even?A few years ago two lazy dotcom keyboard monkeys were languishly working their 9 to 5's when the global recession hit. Smug in their grey cubicles like periodical cicadas they feared nothing. Then as if the great hand of Thor himself fapped upon the earth the company went under, in no small part to their ineptitude. Rather than simply collect unemployment and play xbox they decided to collect unemployment, play xbox and build some sites for fun. Suddenly these two clods found themselves going quickly from rags to rags with their newfound limited semblance of what few would call success. Trying to parlay this modest crumb of popularity into a global empire they quickly tripled the amount of time they play xbox and occasionally do a little work. |
MEET THE STAFF
|
The HorseHead and The HufferThe HorseHead is the man behind the green door. With an advanced degree in being a technical guru (read: big ol' geek) He keeps the servers humming, the sites running and genitals burning everywhere he goes. If you have a feature you would like to see or something is broken contact him here. The Huffer is a depraved lonely soul who gingerly fingers Teh Interwebs in search of the elusive lulz. In vain he is constantly seeking new ideas to make the pretty girls laugh, or at least acknowledge his existence. If you have an idea for a website or wish to partner with us on some level contact him here. |
WORLD HEADQUARTERS
|
Where To Send The CopsThe HorseHeadHuffers world headquarters, or as we like to call it, "A House Of Ultimate Technology Products" is located in an undisclosed location just south of Ushuaia. Working via Teh Interweb our crack team of child laborers filter all the pictures uploaded to the network and regurgitate them endlessly for your amusement like a overfilled barrel of trained monkeys. If you wish to visit please bring a plate of delicious Date Balls, a glow in the dark condom and if at all possible a satellite phone capable of making prank calls to Mark Zuckerberg. Or you could just contact us here. |